Thursday, December 14, 2006

Abby (314/365)

Abby: Here are some useful tips for attending a formal Christmas Ball:
  1. Don't get so drunk that you fall down on the bathroom floor in front of Boss's wife.

  2. F.Y.I. strapless gowns don't conceal full-back tattoos.

  3. Have your boyfriend/child's father shave the day of the Ball.

5 comments:

Helen said...

Finally, I can leave a comment! Ignore my comment on your other blog, the problem seems to have been resolved...

I'll remember these tips for the next ball I go to. I find strapless gowns don't conceal much of anything.

Deloney said...

Can I comment?

Deloney said...

Yes, it worked!

Cedar said...

Ha, good advice for anyone!

Bridgett said...

ME OW.