Monday, June 12, 2006

Stinky Schwartz (129/365)

Schwartz: Can't for the life of me recall his first name. What I do recall is how awful he reeked. When he walked by my office I knew. He smelled like a piece of rotting Vieux Boulogne and that was on a good day.


Helen said...

How did he achieve such malodoriferousnous?

In Otter Space said...

I think it was his DNA plus lack of proper hygeine. He was married so you'd think his wife would have said something to him.

The company had to let him go his aroma was too offensive for his clients.