Friday, May 05, 2006

Big Tom (91/365)

Tom B.: $poiled his thirteen kid$ rotten, giving each a new car at $ixteen. $pent time in the luxury $uite pokey for bid-rigging a major Chicago expre$$way. White collar crime had privilege$; $pecial visitor$, $teak dinner$, allowed to wear hi$ Rolex. Lawyer$ $prinkling magic du$t.

6 comments:

Indigo Bunting said...

OK. Thi$ i$ ju$t brilliant. Love the BIG type.

Sewa Yoleme said...

Funny how utterly reprehen$ible I find him, yet I can't $top envying hi$ life of privelege. At lea$t I can hope that hi$ per$onal life is a mi$ery. $chadenfreude, anyone?

Helen said...

I love the sight of money... great idea! (and lucky he had all those $'s, with 13 kids to feed!)

Susan said...

Verrrry cleverly done! Lots of truth in between those dollar signs.

GreenishLady said...

Very very clever.

brain bubbles said...

This was utterly (otterly) perfect. I sure have missed being around the 365 neighborhood - trying to find time to poke my nose in again, even if just for a few minutes. Really am enjoying catching up, and thought I was going to just read, forward, read, forward, read, forward ... but your Tom entry made me $top and $how my appreciation for your creativity! Great job, otter!